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How to Zombie-proof your homeHow To Zombie-Proof Your HomeHow to Zombie-proof your home
I’m going to divide this into two parts: The extreme zombie-proofing, and the simple steps you can take to make your house less zombie-friendly...
The Extreme:
The best defense against zombies is a fence at least 6 feet tall, chain link will hold back a zombie for days, however the best fence is an unclimbable stone wall that reaches far above the zombies head (10 feet high).
Another measure you can take is motion sensors on the outside of your fence to let you know where the zombies are, if you are not a rich f*#ker, you must go without these. (My
in General Non-Fiction on 7/15/08
Chuck NorrisChuck Norris was created by himself at the beginning of time which was the creating of Chuck Norris. This phenomena was witnessed by a small, hairy, mouse-like creature which Chuck Norris coaxed into being his facial hair, to keep his third fist warm (because gloves are only sold in pairs). That’s also why you are always missing one glove.Chuck Norris
Shortly after the beginning, Chuck Norris invented martial arts, and discovered the roundhouse kick, to the face. Oddly enough, he has never been roundhouse kicked to the face. He lived alone for quite a long time before inventing God, because he didn’t want to create everything himself. He
in Historical on 7/5/08
The break of dawnSitting, silently, alone Waiting for the dawn to break the situation, hopeless, no, her spirit will not break, there she sits, no one to sit beside Sitting there, alone always, many tears she has cried There with her at this place lies one rock and one tree Soft green grass covers the ground but as for us, we cannot see,The break of dawn
even as she sits there now, from here she cannot leave Always must she sit and wait in eternal darkness, for dawn to break the tree grows tall with many years still she sits and waits her tears flow to the ground, nourishing the tree th
in Open on 6/13/08
in Fantasy on 6/9/08
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i know i'm sane. see, i'm sane enough to know i'm crazy, so i'm not completely crazy, but when i say i'm NOT crazy, then i'll have gone crazy, because i'll no longer be sane enough to know i'm going crazy.
i am better than normal! i am abnormal!
That's what we did today, and I'm freakin proud of it!!!
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i know i'm sane. see, i'm sane enough to know i'm crazy, so i'm not completely crazy, but when i say i'm NOT crazy, then i'll have gone crazy, because i'll no longer be sane enough to know i'm going crazy.
i am better than normal! i am abnormal!
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